On The 8th Day God Created The Marine Corps

Posted on Sat 08/14/2010 by


(After a long absence, I am back.
And I will still combat liberal lunacy as much as I can.
However, for now I am taking a bit of a break from my usual writings and instead am focusing on writing about the United States Marine Corps.
My daughter is currently going through recruit training at Parris Island South Carolina.
Semper Fi)

In the beginning was the word, and the word was God.
In the beginning was God, and all else was darkness and void,and without form.
So God created the heavens and the Earth.
He created the sun, and the moon, and the stars, so that light might pierce the darkness.
The Earth, God divided between the land and the sea,and these he filled with many assorted creatures.

And the dark, salty, slimey creatures that inhabited the murkey depths of the oceans, God called sailors.
And he dressed them accordingly.
They had little trousers that looked like bells at the bottom.
And their shirts had cute little flaps on them to hide the hickeys on their necks.
He also gave them long sideburns and shabby looking beards.
God nicknamed them “squids” and banished them to a lifetime at sea, so that normal folks would not have to associate with them.
To further identify these unloved creatures, he called them “petty” and “commodore”
instead of titles worthy of red-blooded men.

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