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Joke Of The Day

Fri 03/20/2009

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Jigsaw Puzzle John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. “I’ve got a problem,” says Buffy. “What’s the matter?” asks John. “Well, I’ve bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it’s too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can’t find any edges.” “What’s the picture of?” asks John. “It’s of a big Rooster,” […]

Drunk Driver – Joke Of The Day

Tue 02/03/2009

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A police officer noticed a car swerving all over the road. He stopped the car and asked the driver to get out of his car. “Could you please blow into this breathalyzer.” “I can’t,” replied the man, “I’m asthmatic.” “Could you please give me a urine sample then?” asked the officer. “I can’t do that. […]

Low Flying Drunk – The Darwin Awards

Mon 02/02/2009

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2008 Darwin Award Nominee Unconfirmed by Darwin (1996, Canada) Sleeping residents of Chilliwack were awakened early one morning by the sound of a small aircraft flying lower than usual. The engine noise was like a mosquito, zooming too close too quick, then veering away. What the bleep was going on? In the wee hours of […]

Joke Of The Day – Dead Horse

Tue 12/09/2008

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Dead horse Young Chuck moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next Day he drove up and said, “Sorry, Son, but I have some bad news, The horse died.” Chuck replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.” […]

Online Divorcee Jailed After Killing Virtual Hubby

Thu 10/23/2008

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By Ditzy Dee Now I’ve seen everything!!! By MARI YAMAGUCHI, Associated Press Writer TOKYO – A 43-year-old Japanese piano teacher’s sudden divorce from her online husband in a virtual game world made her so angry that she logged on and killed his digital persona, police said Thursday. The woman, who has been jailed on suspicion […]

Joke for today – The Drunk

Fri 09/19/2008

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Roy the Drunk Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs Roy that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could […]

Joke Of The Day – The Mistress

Wed 08/06/2008

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The Mistress An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered…. The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems. The computer scientist […]