President Obama Offends Queen

Posted on Thu 04/02/2009 by PA Pundits - International

LONDON (SR) – Barack Obama met the Queen at Buckingham Palace today and gave her a gift of an iPod filled with hip hop tunes and pictures of himself in a thong. Unfortunately, according to Royal sources, the Queen already has an iPod and “absolutely abhors rap music and gay porn.”

After the meeting Obama told reporters he had enjoyed meeting the Queen, saying she was very cordial and had a “slammin’ booty for an old white woman.”

There were unsubstantiated rumors that a member of the Royal staff reported seeing Michelle Obama steal a crystal ashtray from the Queen’s living room. Later a spokesperson for the Queen said the ashtray had “obviously fallen into Michelle’s waistband by accident,” and asked that it be returned as soon as possible.