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Olbermann Fired For Being An “Ignorant Retard”

January 23, 2011 by

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By Scooter Van Neuter   NEW YORK (SR) – Apparently the host of the MSNBC show “Countdown,” Keith Olbermann, has been fired. Olbermann had the highest-rated show on the cable network, averaging almost 2000 viewers a night. MSNBC was recently acquired by Comcast, but insiders claim the move had nothing to do with Olbermann’s firing. […]

Napolitano: Taliban Now Using Penis Bombs

November 21, 2010 by

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By Scooter Van Neuter WASHINGTON (SR) – Stung by criticism over new TSA pat-down and “nude” scanning procedures, Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano continued to justify the measures at a news conference Tuesday. “We have good reason to believe that the Taliban has developed penis bombs and are actively attempting to use them onboard a […]

Dems Board Fail Train To Loser Town

November 2, 2010 by

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By Scooter Van Neuter   WASHINGTON (SR) – Across the country, an air of desperation permeates the Democratic party as panicked liberals attempt to bond with conservative voters and distance themselves from Pelosi, Reid, and especially President Obama. “I was never for Obamacare. The only reason I voted for it was to make Reid think […]

White House: Americans Not Smart Enough To Know How Good We Are

October 18, 2010 by

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By Scooter Van Neuter WASHINGTON (SR) – President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden separately delivered a message yesterday that Americans are essentially too stupid to grasp how effective their administration has been. Speaking to a crowd at George Washington University, Obama blamed the public’s dissatisfaction with his administration on the “24/7 news cycle.” […]

Carter – Obama Comparisons Striking

September 24, 2010 by

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By Scooter Van Neuter. (SR) – As the Obama presidency continues its rocket ride to Fail Town, comparisons between Barack Obama and Jimmy Carter are increasingly being made. Here’s a sampling of the striking similarities between the two presidents: Obama has followed Carter’s losing strategy of cramming one unpopular socialist program after another down an […]

Carter – Obama Comparisons  Striking

September 23, 2010 by

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Scooter’s Report More news. Less facts. (SR) – As the Obama presidency continues its rocket ride to Fail Town, comparisons between Barack Obama and Jimmy Carter are increasingly being made. Here’s a sampling of the striking similarities between the two presidents: Obama has followed Carter’s losing strategy of cramming one unpopular socialist program after another […]

Reid Stuffs Defense Bill

September 21, 2010 by

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WASHINGTON DC (SR) – Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said he will add the DREAM Act, a highly unpopular and controversial immigration measure offering citizenship to some illegal immigrants, to an upcoming defense policy bill. DREAM is an acronym for Don’t Remove Ethnic Alien Morons. Reid, who is fighting for his political life, called the […]