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Patriot Humor – Get Your Decoder Ring

December 6, 2022 by

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Get Your Decoder RingEvery EV Owner’s Girlfriend’s NightmareIt’s TruePronounced: Pain in the A–Word of the Day: AposematismTime for That TalkWhat We Bring to the TableInteresting Roll BackChristmas Tree Star AngelZero FaithWaaay BetterWho Reports Memes?Little Bit Frightening Study from 1974Tweedomm!!Tax Avoidance Scheme #881Take 50% Off!The Built Back Better BathroomHistoric Moments in Clown World ScienceCartoons Read more […]

Patriot Humor – Turkey Didn’t Kill Himself

November 29, 2022 by

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Turkey Didn’t Kill HimselfWhat is Black Friday?At Least the Syrup Wasn’t ProblematicBurglar Approved Gun PoliciesPrimitive CulturesNap IncomingCan ThanksgivingReality400 Years of DysfunctionThank Goodness We’re BrokeToy Hall of FameHow the 2nd Amendment HappenedLaughs in .223Our Biggest ExportPresidential AcronymsThe Slowest Detour Death SpiralLooking for Those Build Back Better HatsThe Wheelchair Built Back BetterCartoons Read more excellent articles at […]

Patriot Humor – King Of The Clowns

November 22, 2022 by

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King of the ClownsBig Bird’s MissionWhich Country?Don’t Scare the DementiacratsUnsafer and More CrimierNo BrainerThe Taco Democracy TestWhere Have I Seen That ManHistorical Startup FundingThe War CatIt Wasn’t a FlukeEmotional Support ThermostatNevermindMostly RedactedAlternate FactmastersWhen Biden Does StuffPotentially Accurate SubtitlesA Hillary DeliveryCartoons Read more excellent articles at The Patriot Post

Patriot Humor – Startling Vision Of America

November 15, 2022 by

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Startling Vision of AmericaGardening Tips from HRCMildly SuspiciousIce Cream Flavor of the WeekPlants Can SpeakSeen the New Netflix Series?A Geography Lesson…Was It On Full Auto?King of the ClownsThere are Two Kinds of PeopleRemember, on ThanksgivingAlt Nutritional FactsLive Shot of Twitter HQDon’t Say ItInteresting TwistBack to the Basement!Master of ArticulationRenaming Our Pocket Mass AcceleratorsCartoons Read more […]

Patriot Humor – Ice Cream Machine Will Never Get Fixed

November 8, 2022 by

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Ice Cream Machine Will Never Get FixedLiberals Seeing RedAnomalous Life FormsDrug Sniffer is TrippingBiden Brand ShirtIt’s Not Hammertime TodayToggle Low DifficultyMetapauseMost Reliable Election PredictionNature Also Has BordersEscalated to Acquisition QuicklyYeah, Who Did That?Mind-Reading AlgorithmsCalm Down, RobTwitter HQ is Looking Like Breast Cancer Awareness MonthPsst, Here to HelpTotally Accurate PhotoCartoons Read more excellent articles at The […]

Patriot Humor – Questionable Halloween Costume Options

November 1, 2022 by

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Questionable Halloween Costume OptionsCrotchetier and CrotchetierWokeness is False VirtueSerial KillerThe Dumb Ages#NotaBiologistIncludes Everything to Reeeee“Man Witch,” Not ManwichOverly Realistic Halloween CostumesBiden Probably SaidOnly Not Robots Can AnswerJust Holding OnFlyin’ High as a BidenDog Dad JokeEnd Glue Now!The Cost of DanknessLeftist ValuesCartoons Read more excellent articles at The Patriot Post

Patriot Humor – Wise Words

October 25, 2022 by

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Wise WordsOff the Coast of ScotlandUnflattering NicknamesStop Climate Change: Burn the TreesLate Model Manure SpreadersDon’t AnswerIt’s “Retinal”In Front of The ThphinkthElite Dodging Skills$75 Seems SmallerFollow Us For More Marketing TipsShcool ZoneSemi-trans Lesbian Who Dates MenOff by One PresWisdom for the DevoteesDon’t Scare the ToolsHe’s the High Priest NowCartoons Read more excellent articles at The Patriot […]

Patriot Humor – Gardening Tips From Patriot Post

October 18, 2022 by

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Gardening Tips from Patriot PostA Prehistoric ObservationYou May Be Entitled to ExasperationSaw It ComingIt’s Build Back Better, JerryEscalated QuicklyDefinitely Bigger Things to Worry AboutWarming is a Relative TermA Blue CheckmarkDiscomforting Dietary ClaimsWhy Tax Then?A Unified Hurricane ResponseWhere Does Power Come From?The Meme FlaggersGate FailLaughs in StairwayOminous Lack of BikesCartoons Read more excellent articles at The […]

Patriot Humor – A Pirate Trapped In A Comedian’s Body

October 11, 2022 by

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A Pirate Trapped in a Comedian’s BodyLearn Recipes for Unexpected GuestsSimple But DifficultC’mon ManCargo Jettisoned (Forever)Just Build Back BetterPending Next OutrageMVP LinemenCategory: Scariest CostumesFrightometerWe Know They KnowThey’re TerrifiedCommon Mistake for SomeEconomy Reduction ActInteresting Priorities from the Pro-Union CrowdIn Soviet Facebook, Truth Gets You SuspendedPublic Bathroom RegretsCartoons Read more excellent articles at The Patriot Post

Patriot Humor – Turn Back Now!

October 4, 2022 by

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Turn Back Now!Coming Soon to TheatersWe’re Getting Stronger for SureAccurate Description of Sean PennMigrants Very Unimpressed by CACategory: Questionable Relationship AdviceThe Real Redpill SceneWoke Businesses, Stand Strong!Thinking About FBI RaidsWhen Gen Z Rewrites HistoryJust Like ThatBreaking: Border is (Now) SecureBeluga Air Migrant Flight Leaves MIA for MVISinger Given Medal for Causing AIDs EpidemicAfraid to AskFacebook […]

Patriot Humor – Got Her Attention

September 27, 2022 by

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Got Her AttentionOh, That’s What She Was ShoutingThatcher’s Moral SocietyShe Misspelled AlcoholicBecause the Battery DiesDid I Hurt Your Feelings?Biden Checking His Approval RatingBe This HappyActions Follow WordsHeadline: Border is SecureJennifer Pchucky’s Name TagRealization of Insufficient GulagWaiting for Intelligible WordsNonbidenarySecretly Burns Delicious Fossil FuelsSqueak squeak squeakThe New Inflation Reduction ActCartoons Read more excellent articles at The […]

Patriot Humor – Criminals Obey Gun Laws

September 20, 2022 by

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Criminals Obey Gun LawsPhysicist Richard Feyman on QuestionsDon’t Have Student Loan Debt?Find the DifferenceFacebook Fact-Checking Paul Revere“We Weren’t Given Any Notice”Got Her AttentionAOC’s Traumatic Visit to Migrant Facility in Martha’s VineyardI’ll Be Able to Charge it, Right?Why Change the Taste?“Cruel and Inhumane”Stealthily Changing the SignsObama’s Mansion in Martha’s VineyardTime to Switch the SignsJoe’s Holding the […]

Patriot Humor – I’ll Take It Direct Deposit!

September 13, 2022 by

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I’ll Take It Direct Deposit!Could’ve Had a V8The Year Is 2024…Facebook Fact-Checking Paul ReverePutin’s Famous Yoink…Off to Work We Go…A Chart of Typical Socialist BehaviorGo Electric, Wink WinkSay the Line, Bernie!What’s the Difference?Pro-Tip From ItalyMore Veep Thoughts…No Straight Answer on MonkeypoxEquality vs. RealityThe Blue Wave Is Coming!An Exceptionally Frank SignRights Over FeelingsCartoons Read more excellent […]

Patriot Humor – Insider Trading In Congress

September 6, 2022 by

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Insider trading in congressWe got him now…Value of a college degreeOne of these things is not like the otherHow the FBI shares recipes.Biden’s dashboard lightFather daughter, same dressChances are never zeroNotice their feet…Nancy Pelosi quoting the Founding FathersFirst day of groomingMike Tyson on respectTrade apprenticeship or soft science degree?Forgiving loans without reforming loansUniversities watching in […]

Patriot Humor – If It Looks Like A Monkey, Smells Like A Monkey…

August 30, 2022 by

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If it Looks Like a Monkey, Smells Like a Monkey…Teach the KidsGreetingsStudent LoansTaxationNevermindIt’s Not FunnyGirlfriend“Science”Turn it off, Then onInclusive SocietyRules for TheeGo GreenRudy Said…Mar-a-LegoGood HandsThe New IRSCartoons Read more excellent articles at The Patriot Post  

Patriot Humor – Leftist Logic

August 23, 2022 by

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Leftist LogicOpposing ViewpointsGrab the MusketsName Your PriceDon’t Tell Me What to DoThe Perpetual WaitCircus ClownsLeftmedia Job SearchingAbove the LawStatue of WokeReality CheckIRSGroundhog DayNothing to See HereInquisitive Minds Want to Know…Build Back Baaaaaa!Federal Bureau of ‘Investigation’Cartoons Read more excellent articles at The Patriot Post

Patriot Humor – Inquisitive Minds Want To Know…

August 16, 2022 by

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Inquisitive Minds Want to Know…Plot Twist!I Identify As…It’s Trudeau‘Latinx’Zero CentsAll OutInflation Fact-CheckThinking About ItSums It UpYou KnowYeah, You DidThomas SowellThomas SowellAyn RandAre We In a Recession?Margaret MeadCartoons Read more excellent articles at The Patriot Post

Patriot Humor – Inflation Is Just Like Alcoholism

August 9, 2022 by

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Milton FriedmanClownIt’s TrueBlameYes, You CanShelfieThe LinkThe Secret PlotSix Too ManyCommunismGun Control LogicIdiotBeto and Butthead‘Chestfeeding’Squirrels BewareAlwaysMust Be NiceCartoons Read more excellent articles at The Patriot Post

Patriot Humor – A Little Song

August 2, 2022 by

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A Little SongThomas SowellSticker ShockIt’s FineHeadachesFeeling Stupid?Think About ItAltered PerceptionMostly PeacefulThink About ItA Little Brandon BookDead And BuriedCrimeContrastRug PullPretty MuchKnow the DifferenceInsane Green AgendaIt’s TrueCartoons Read more excellent articles at The Patriot Post

Patriot Humor – I Know A Spot

July 26, 2022 by

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I Know a SpotHe’s PositiveIt’s Like ThisGet Well SoonPositiveExactly One Year LaterBrandon FallsGreg PriceMission AccomplishedThe Taco LadyClownTotally BelievableShe Needs TherapyJimmy FaillaThat’s RichSeason 2Thomas SowellCartoons Read more excellent articles at The Patriot Post

Patriot Humor – Could’ve Saved, America

July 19, 2022 by

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Could’ve Saved, AmericaThe OathPrinting Another $1.7 Billion Ronald ReaganCommon Core MathReally RollingCarbon FootprintAdding Two Plus TwoTrade SchoolMeanwhile at The White HouseCabinet MeetingEnd of QuoteSomeone Wants to Talk to YouA Single Word?SpeechlessOpen UpCartoons Read more excellent articles at The Patriot Post

Patriot Humor – ‘Record Job Growth’

July 12, 2022 by

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‘Record Job Growth’That’s Fast!Pretty SeriousConfused ScreamingBullBrittney GrinerThomas SowellBiden on Gun ControlBack to the FutureThat’ll Teach ThemGet ReadyClarence Thomas, Choir DirectorIt’s TrueWhat a DummyTotally BelievableGas PricesNo Apology NecessaryCartoons Read more excellent articles at The Patriot Post

Patriot Humor – Winning

June 28, 2022 by

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WinningMatt WalshTwo in One!Marked SafeRageAmy Coney BarrettWhat’s the Big Deal?Deal With ItMark AlexanderRightThomas Sowell‘I Told You So’Dead and BuriedCheat SheetThe Second PandemicReparationsThe Lion KingCartoons   Read more excellent articles at The Patriot Post

Patriot Humor – Squirrels Beware

June 21, 2022 by

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Squirrels BewareBiden’s Bike FailKarine Jean-PierreInflationDon’t DriveThat LookAh, the Old DaysSo High007Tear Down This WallBrandon WisdomFormula Shortage?Tampon Shortage?Give It a TryThomas SowellGetting Tired of ThisKnow the DifferenceHere and ThereCartoons Read more excellent articles at The Patriot Post