Browsing All posts tagged under »The Patriot Post«

Patriot Humor – You’re A Grown Up

March 21, 2023 by


You’re a Grown UpYour Son Doesn’t Need an iPadTeaching Life SkillsThe Presidents in RoadwaysRaccoon DogsThis Complicates ThingsKerry vs. FrankensteinBeware of Tank CatA Word of Good AdviceMeet Mrs CaliforniaBefore iPadsMen Want One ThingDeja PooIt’s Bank Run SeasonRemember WhenIncreasingly Onerous Password RequirementsFauci vs. BatmanCartoons Read more excellent articles at The Patriot Post

Patriot Humor – Masculinity Is Not Toxic

March 14, 2023 by


Masculinity is Not ToxicThe Dog Bag LoopholeThe First Green Deal CarThe Tiger DietPure ExcellenceOn Point, Yoda IsVegetarians Live LongerFauci in the Counselor’s OfficeAustin vs TexasMuzzledLori at McDonald’s Kinda Late to Be Planning for The FallBiden’s LuggageIgnorance is No Excuse?50-Cal RatshotThe Evils of CapitalismBear TalentsCartoons Read more excellent articles at The Patriot Post

Patriot Humor – Howard Cosell Has Seen The Future

March 7, 2023 by


Howard Cosell Has Seen the FutureSimple InstructionsWhen the Truth Comes OutAmerica Last, JackDeviled EggsThe Only Good Communist ProductChanging Food Packaging Should Have WorkedI Did NotThe Air is Totally SafeScience ReminderLearn from HistoryNot Eligible for AssistanceWhen in Doubt, HeadbuttLike New ParachuteLearn Your PronounsRegards, the OpportunistThe Hipster Dino Meat RevivalSeems LegitCartoons Read more excellent articles at The […]

Patriot Humor – Give It 30-90 Days

February 28, 2023 by


Give It 30-90 DaysA SaluteDrink WhiskeyLife on MarsBecause They’re CriminalsDie Young LateDeviled EggsNo XboxBecause Banning Murder Didn’t WorkNevermind, We Know the AnswerOkay, Now Hear Me OutAmerica Last, JackHow to Fix WalmartBalloonist Recovering at HomeNo StupidoInsulted?I’m Seeing ThingsFor Your SafetyCartoons Read more excellent articles at The Patriot Post

Patriot Humor – Good Thing We Had Insurance

February 21, 2023 by


Good Thing We Had InsuranceLeave No One BehindYour Ride is HereWarren Vs. ScienceThe Post-Biden CornucopiaYou Might be OldPress X to DoubtThe Rainbow ReligionCommon Sense Government ControlMillennials Compare JobsWho Wore it Better?Writin’ Dirty With JKMy Trojan HeelNo XboxAcquire Redneck FriendsRelationship Tip: How to Break the NewsWatch for Lineman Hatchlings!Can’t Wait to Do ThisCartoons Read more excellent […]

Patriot Humor – Don’t Strain Your Voice

February 7, 2023 by


Don’t Strain Your VoiceWhy Is It Green?Should’ve Taken ClassesHe’s Not a Smart Man ButHappy Valentine’s, Eric!Stress Management TipsChuck Norris Doesn’t Hire MoversNeed Time to RecoverWelcome to Cleveland, Xinnie!New Tactical MowerThe Only Secure DocumentBig Money in Amish LandBro, You Were There!How to Recognize TrapsThe Ladies Started Understanding WealthWhy Buy a Safe?Ladies and Gentlemen, We Got HimEveryone […]

Patriot Humor – And I Did Something

January 31, 2023 by


And I Did SomethingUhaul Announces Sales AwardsThey’re Mad at ElonActual Photo of US EconomyMore Documents FoundOpening a Lay’s BreadBovinus SharkassassinusPerhaps a Scientific Border FenceHistory RepeatsGot Your CCGS Permit?Your Brain on PropaneSometimes It’s Your Own AsphaltRep. Johnson Asking Real QuestionsJoe to Play FlankerstopBuilding Back BetterOur Daughters Played With CaltropsWhen Your Chef is a LandscaperUnfriendedCartoons Read more […]

Patriot Humor – Another Load Of Wall Pixies

January 24, 2023 by


Another Load of Wall PixiesThe Levy Wasn’t DryJust Old Fashioned I GuessRisk National Security in StyleHow Dare YouFlashin’ That 12-Yolk SwaggerSomebody’s Thinking of YouAutopsy of Gas Stove User’s LungsAt Least It’s Not MetricA Biologist’s ShirtYour Tactics SuckThose Winter Weaving SkillsThe Pain is Felt By OthersIn My DayRep. Johnson Makes a Conspiracy TheoryOh He’s Runnin’Marked Safe […]

Patriot Humor – Who Cares, It’s Bacon

January 17, 2023 by


Who Cares, It’s BaconFresh Take on an Old ClassicJust Like ThatHistory Still InformsBe Safe, No OxygenSpanked into RespectCome and Take ThemThe Colt Is Mightier Than the PenHow to Get HugsKnow Thy DogSomething ExpensiveHelp! Not HomelessFree of ChargePrepare! Avoid Awkward CannibalismThe Necessity of CommasOptical Illusions Are WildAnother Load of Wall PixiesCartoons Read more excellent articles at […]

Patriot Humor – Are These The Dixie Chicks?

January 10, 2023 by


Are These The Dixie Chicks?Last Vision of a Cricket BurgerWatch as Looters Take TrillionsJust Let GoUnattended Democrats ProhibitedBack to 1870Trust Broken ForeverFresh Take on an Old ClassicThey Pop Up QuickThe Basic Economics TrickGrid Square About to DisappearSavings on Treatment FacilitiesTrillions Lost, But Report Every 600AOC Reacts to Biden’s PlanThat Pesky 90% Positive MediaWheel of FortuneFull […]

Patriot Humor – The Glass is Transparent Supremacy

December 13, 2022 by


The Glass is Transparent SupremacyIf Not For That Meddling BillionaireDietary Hints from HistoryNo Gay Athlete Left BehindBack to Cleaning the StandsCoffeezilla Deserves the PulitzerDo You Accept?Does Not ComputeActual Parenting PhotoNineteen Elevenses?How Sure?Cats Grass PatrioticallyDash, Dance and Prance Back to WorkWhen You Realize You’re a PetShe’s Coming!And You Shall KnowWill the Asian Youths Help Me With […]

Patriot Humor – Get Your Decoder Ring

December 6, 2022 by


Get Your Decoder RingEvery EV Owner’s Girlfriend’s NightmareIt’s TruePronounced: Pain in the A–Word of the Day: AposematismTime for That TalkWhat We Bring to the TableInteresting Roll BackChristmas Tree Star AngelZero FaithWaaay BetterWho Reports Memes?Little Bit Frightening Study from 1974Tweedomm!!Tax Avoidance Scheme #881Take 50% Off!The Built Back Better BathroomHistoric Moments in Clown World ScienceCartoons Read more […]

Patriot Humor – Turkey Didn’t Kill Himself

November 29, 2022 by


Turkey Didn’t Kill HimselfWhat is Black Friday?At Least the Syrup Wasn’t ProblematicBurglar Approved Gun PoliciesPrimitive CulturesNap IncomingCan ThanksgivingReality400 Years of DysfunctionThank Goodness We’re BrokeToy Hall of FameHow the 2nd Amendment HappenedLaughs in .223Our Biggest ExportPresidential AcronymsThe Slowest Detour Death SpiralLooking for Those Build Back Better HatsThe Wheelchair Built Back BetterCartoons Read more excellent articles at […]

Patriot Humor – King Of The Clowns

November 22, 2022 by


King of the ClownsBig Bird’s MissionWhich Country?Don’t Scare the DementiacratsUnsafer and More CrimierNo BrainerThe Taco Democracy TestWhere Have I Seen That ManHistorical Startup FundingThe War CatIt Wasn’t a FlukeEmotional Support ThermostatNevermindMostly RedactedAlternate FactmastersWhen Biden Does StuffPotentially Accurate SubtitlesA Hillary DeliveryCartoons Read more excellent articles at The Patriot Post

Patriot Humor – Startling Vision Of America

November 15, 2022 by


Startling Vision of AmericaGardening Tips from HRCMildly SuspiciousIce Cream Flavor of the WeekPlants Can SpeakSeen the New Netflix Series?A Geography Lesson…Was It On Full Auto?King of the ClownsThere are Two Kinds of PeopleRemember, on ThanksgivingAlt Nutritional FactsLive Shot of Twitter HQDon’t Say ItInteresting TwistBack to the Basement!Master of ArticulationRenaming Our Pocket Mass AcceleratorsCartoons Read more […]

Patriot Humor – Ice Cream Machine Will Never Get Fixed

November 8, 2022 by


Ice Cream Machine Will Never Get FixedLiberals Seeing RedAnomalous Life FormsDrug Sniffer is TrippingBiden Brand ShirtIt’s Not Hammertime TodayToggle Low DifficultyMetapauseMost Reliable Election PredictionNature Also Has BordersEscalated to Acquisition QuicklyYeah, Who Did That?Mind-Reading AlgorithmsCalm Down, RobTwitter HQ is Looking Like Breast Cancer Awareness MonthPsst, Here to HelpTotally Accurate PhotoCartoons Read more excellent articles at The […]

Patriot Humor – Questionable Halloween Costume Options

November 1, 2022 by


Questionable Halloween Costume OptionsCrotchetier and CrotchetierWokeness is False VirtueSerial KillerThe Dumb Ages#NotaBiologistIncludes Everything to Reeeee“Man Witch,” Not ManwichOverly Realistic Halloween CostumesBiden Probably SaidOnly Not Robots Can AnswerJust Holding OnFlyin’ High as a BidenDog Dad JokeEnd Glue Now!The Cost of DanknessLeftist ValuesCartoons Read more excellent articles at The Patriot Post

Patriot Humor – Wise Words

October 25, 2022 by


Wise WordsOff the Coast of ScotlandUnflattering NicknamesStop Climate Change: Burn the TreesLate Model Manure SpreadersDon’t AnswerIt’s “Retinal”In Front of The ThphinkthElite Dodging Skills$75 Seems SmallerFollow Us For More Marketing TipsShcool ZoneSemi-trans Lesbian Who Dates MenOff by One PresWisdom for the DevoteesDon’t Scare the ToolsHe’s the High Priest NowCartoons Read more excellent articles at The Patriot […]

Patriot Humor – Gardening Tips From Patriot Post

October 18, 2022 by


Gardening Tips from Patriot PostA Prehistoric ObservationYou May Be Entitled to ExasperationSaw It ComingIt’s Build Back Better, JerryEscalated QuicklyDefinitely Bigger Things to Worry AboutWarming is a Relative TermA Blue CheckmarkDiscomforting Dietary ClaimsWhy Tax Then?A Unified Hurricane ResponseWhere Does Power Come From?The Meme FlaggersGate FailLaughs in StairwayOminous Lack of BikesCartoons Read more excellent articles at The […]

Patriot Humor – A Pirate Trapped In A Comedian’s Body

October 11, 2022 by


A Pirate Trapped in a Comedian’s BodyLearn Recipes for Unexpected GuestsSimple But DifficultC’mon ManCargo Jettisoned (Forever)Just Build Back BetterPending Next OutrageMVP LinemenCategory: Scariest CostumesFrightometerWe Know They KnowThey’re TerrifiedCommon Mistake for SomeEconomy Reduction ActInteresting Priorities from the Pro-Union CrowdIn Soviet Facebook, Truth Gets You SuspendedPublic Bathroom RegretsCartoons Read more excellent articles at The Patriot Post

Patriot Humor – Turn Back Now!

October 4, 2022 by


Turn Back Now!Coming Soon to TheatersWe’re Getting Stronger for SureAccurate Description of Sean PennMigrants Very Unimpressed by CACategory: Questionable Relationship AdviceThe Real Redpill SceneWoke Businesses, Stand Strong!Thinking About FBI RaidsWhen Gen Z Rewrites HistoryJust Like ThatBreaking: Border is (Now) SecureBeluga Air Migrant Flight Leaves MIA for MVISinger Given Medal for Causing AIDs EpidemicAfraid to AskFacebook […]

Patriot Humor – Got Her Attention

September 27, 2022 by


Got Her AttentionOh, That’s What She Was ShoutingThatcher’s Moral SocietyShe Misspelled AlcoholicBecause the Battery DiesDid I Hurt Your Feelings?Biden Checking His Approval RatingBe This HappyActions Follow WordsHeadline: Border is SecureJennifer Pchucky’s Name TagRealization of Insufficient GulagWaiting for Intelligible WordsNonbidenarySecretly Burns Delicious Fossil FuelsSqueak squeak squeakThe New Inflation Reduction ActCartoons Read more excellent articles at The […]

Patriot Humor – Criminals Obey Gun Laws

September 20, 2022 by


Criminals Obey Gun LawsPhysicist Richard Feyman on QuestionsDon’t Have Student Loan Debt?Find the DifferenceFacebook Fact-Checking Paul Revere“We Weren’t Given Any Notice”Got Her AttentionAOC’s Traumatic Visit to Migrant Facility in Martha’s VineyardI’ll Be Able to Charge it, Right?Why Change the Taste?“Cruel and Inhumane”Stealthily Changing the SignsObama’s Mansion in Martha’s VineyardTime to Switch the SignsJoe’s Holding the […]

Patriot Humor – I’ll Take It Direct Deposit!

September 13, 2022 by


I’ll Take It Direct Deposit!Could’ve Had a V8The Year Is 2024…Facebook Fact-Checking Paul ReverePutin’s Famous Yoink…Off to Work We Go…A Chart of Typical Socialist BehaviorGo Electric, Wink WinkSay the Line, Bernie!What’s the Difference?Pro-Tip From ItalyMore Veep Thoughts…No Straight Answer on MonkeypoxEquality vs. RealityThe Blue Wave Is Coming!An Exceptionally Frank SignRights Over FeelingsCartoons Read more excellent […]