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Tuesday Patriot Humor – Raising The Bar

October 9, 2012 by

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Raising the Bar CNN’s old Clintonista James Carvile said of the presidential debate last week, “President Obama came in, he wanted to have a conversation. It takes two people to have a conversation. Mitt Romney came in with a chainsaw. [Obama was] trying to talk to a chainsaw.” Here’s our take. How Bad Was Romney’s […]

Humor: Building Permit

August 24, 2010 by

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Building Permit I recently submitted a building permit application for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide with 9 gun turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have had parking for 200 cars and I […]

Wednesday Morning Humor – 19th May

May 19, 2010 by

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Spoof GM Commercial Claims They Repaid Loan The General Motors CEO explains a few more details about how GM repaid their loan in “full with interest”! Problem Solved. Motivation And now for a cartoon More Cartoon Humor at Patriot Humor Read more great articles at The Patriot Post.US

Wednesday Morning Humor – 12th May

May 12, 2010 by

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Bordering on Insanity If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor. If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely. If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed. If you cross the Chinese […]

Wednesday Morning Humor – 21st April

April 21, 2010 by

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What are they teaching kids these days?

Wednesday Morning Humor – 7th April

April 7, 2010 by

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Bernie Madoff vs. The Government Why did Bernie Madoff go to prison? To make it simple, he talked people into investing with him. Trouble was, he didn’t invest their money. As time rolled on, he simply took the money from the new investors to pay off the old investors. Finally there were too many old […]

Wednesday Morning Humor – 31st March

March 31, 2010 by

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The Power of a Badge A Drug Enforcement Administration officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, “I’m here to inspect your ranch for marijuana.” The rancher points and says, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.” “Mister,” the DEA officer explodes, “I’ve got […]

Wednesday Morning Humor – 24th March

March 24, 2010 by

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Obama Remorse

Wednesday Morning Humor – 17th March

March 17, 2010 by

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Motivation

Wednesday Morning Humor – 17 February

February 17, 2010 by

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Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science Discovered Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science. The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held […]

Wednesday Morning Humor – 10 February

February 10, 2010 by

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Snowmageddon No pun in ten did The ability to make and understand puns is considered to be the highest level of language development. Test your pun comprehension:

Wednesday Morning Humor – 27 January

January 27, 2010 by

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Obama SOTU Bingo Card Mark off any words that Obama uses in his State of the Union speech tomorrow night. Obama’s Show and Teleprompter Presentation

Wednesday Morning Humor – 13 January

January 13, 2010 by

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Flocking to see Motivation “I’ve just completed Mike’s Nature trick of adding in the real temps to each series for the last 20 years (ie from 1981 onwards) amd [sic] from 1961 for Keith’s to hide the decline.” —Phil Jones, climatologist at the University of East Anglia Flock of black vultures vexes Virginia woman The […]

Wednesday Morning Humor – 06 January

January 6, 2010 by

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Thousands Protest Global Warming Motivation Ask Uncle Jay Which is crazier — the year just done or the year to come? In 2010, maybe Iran will give up nukes, Congress will pass good laws and Tiger Woods will coach at Putt-Putt. Uncle Jay explains it all! Watch Now… And now for cartoons More Cartoon Humor […]

Wednesday Morning Humor – 16 December

December 16, 2009 by

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Handout Maybe next year This just in from Washington, DC: The Supreme Court has ruled there will be no Nativity scene this year in the nation’s capital. The ruling was not based on any religious principle, however. The problem stems from the inability of Nativity organizers to locate three wise men anywhere in the city. […]

Wednesday Morning Humor – 09 December

December 9, 2009 by

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It’s beginning to look a lot like AUGH! Motivation Story of the week Barack Obama-themed drugs hit streets Authorities are on the trail of a shipment of drugs that are being circulated nationwide. The pills, which strongly resemble president Obama’s head, are said to give a powerful high followed by a long, slow, painful letdown. […]

Wednesday Morning Humor – 02 December

December 2, 2009 by

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Motivation Ask Uncle Jay Those people sneaked into the White House and met President Obama, but now they have to return the 400 billion dollars he gave them. The system works! And Tiger Woods landed one in the water, which was unfortunately inside a fire hydrant. Uncle Jay explains it all! Watch Now… Story of […]

Wednesday Morning Humor – 25 Nov

November 25, 2009 by

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Instinct Health Care Hoops A humorous take on the match between health care providers and the public option. Watch Now…   Obama’s Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner Hilarious satire from The Onion… Watch Now…   Story of the week Turkey on NJ Turnpike causes havoc, evades capture Authorities have stopped trying to capture a […]

Wednesday Morning Humor – 18 Nov

November 18, 2009 by

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Stupid story of the week It’s like an oven in here … cow dung to power more Dutch homes A plant that converts cow dung into energy for homes opened in the Netherlands Friday.  Read More… And now for cartoons More Cartoon Humor at Patriot Humor Read more great articles at The Patriot Post.US

Wednesday Morning Humor

November 4, 2009 by

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Surround yourself with intelligent people Barack Obama meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, “How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?” “Well,” says the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.” Obama frowns. “But how do I know […]

Wednesday Morning Humor

October 21, 2009 by

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Submitted by our readers: Stupid story of the week BERLIN (Reuters) — A German man mooning at railway staff in a departing train got his trousers caught in a carriage door and ended up being dragged half naked along the platform, out of the station and onto the tracks. Read More… And now for a […]

You May Be Taliban If:

October 14, 2009 by

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The U.S. troops in Afghanistan have obviously retained their sense of humor. You may be Taliban if: 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. […]

Big Bird Gets It Right

October 7, 2009 by

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“Your husband’s a stinkin’ liar!” Michelle Obama catches an earful from the Sesame Street cast. Watch now… Maybe if they had chosen different marketing… Stop global warming. Save the bears. Stupid story of the week BRIDGEWATER, S.D. — Behind the freezer doors at a meat plant mysteriously abandoned by its owner, the 44 tons of […]

Uncle O

September 30, 2009 by

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From our Readers How’s that hope and change thing working for you? Stupid story of the week SAN ANTONIO — A star-spangled banner proudly displayed in Texas lacked a little something: seven stars. A San Antonio company has replaced a U.S. flag it produced that had just 43 stars. Read More… And now for cartoons […]