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Cocooned, Fluidless Body of Mezvinsky Found in Honeymoon Suite

August 3, 2010 by


The Endive – The News Leader of the Known Universe The body of Marc Mezvinsky, newlywed husband of Chelsea Clinton, was found wrapped in a giant cocoon and totally drained of fluids this morning by hotel cleaning staff in upstate New York. While Chelsea was unavailable for comment this morning, Hilary Clinton addressed the media, […]