Browsing All Posts filed under »Senator Hillary RodHAM Clinton«

To Teddy or Not To Teddy

October 10, 2010 by


Have you ever been plodding along doing a task and found yourself day dreaming? I often do this to pass the time on long flights or drives through the desert or when my daughters talk about the Jonas Brothers. The other day a friend dropped me a note about the pending decertification of private security […]

Hi! My Name’s Hillary

February 16, 2009 by


AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE SECRETARY OF STATE Satire by Shawn Goodwin My fellow Americans, it is with great pleasure that I am able to speak with you today. I am truly honored to be serving as your Pres.. – darn it, your Secretary of State. Please excuse me for one moment. Bill? Bill? Is […]

A Cordial Invitation

January 11, 2009 by


HAVE YOU BEEN INVITED TO THE WEDDING Gabriel Garnica Esq. Mr. and Mrs. Liberal Establishment Formally Request the Honor of Your Presence at The Wedding of Their Daughter, The Mainstream Media, to the Newly Elected President of The United States, Barack Hussein Obama, Ceremony to be Held at The West Front of The Capitol, Washington, […]

Culture Watch, Vol. 47

December 30, 2008 by


Santa and his helpers stand under palm trees at Baghdad’s first public Christmas festiv By Nancy Morgan As we come to the end of a turbulent year, a new poll pretty much sums up the state of our country: Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are now the most admired man and woman in America, according […]

Shut Up And Sit Down

December 14, 2008 by


WHAT IF BLAGO BLABS Joan Swirsky Beside figuring out how he’ll weasel out of his recent arrest – and probable conviction – for trying to sell President-elect Barack Obama’s senate seat to the highest bidder, I wonder if the disgraced governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, is contemplating the fates of Lee Harvey Oswald, Alexander Litvinenko, […]

Dezinformatsia and The Demo-Gogues

December 4, 2008 by


DEZINFORMATSIA Gushing: “[T]hey’re very — I don’t know how to put it. I don’t want to gush. They’re very cute, and very — and very funny in this interview together.” –ABC’s Barbara Walters previewing her “Good Morning America” interview with Barack and Michelle Obama Checking the cabinet: “Two initially surprising centrist choices for [Barack Obama’s] […]

Hillary To Become Secretary Of State, Bill To Be Restricted

November 23, 2008 by


NEW YORK (SR) – A close associate has confirmed Hillary Rodham Clinton has decided to give up her Senate seat to accept the position of Secretary of State in the Obama administration. The decision followed days of intense vetting and negotiations intended to clear any potential obstacles to her taking the job due to her husband’s insatiable horniness […]