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Chicken Joke of the Day

Thu 05/22/2008

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How Many Chickens? There was this guy from Arkansas named Jethro walking down the road one day when he noticed his friend across the road carrying a bag. Jethro : “Hey Billy Joe what you got in that bag?” Billy Joe: “Got me some chickens.” Jethro : “Chickens! I sure would like chickens. How ’bout […]

Merry Pranksters – The Darwin Awards

Sat 05/10/2008

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Merry Pranksters 2008 Darwin Awards Nominee Unconfirmed by Darwin The Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it. The telephone company was replacing above-ground telephone lines with buried lines. In one sparsely populated farming area, if lines crossed a country road they would dig a trench halfway across, so […]

And You Thought You Were Having A Bad Day

Sat 04/26/2008

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Guy at a bar There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver […]

Divine Golf (Joke Of The Day)

Fri 04/18/2008

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Joke Of The Day Divine Golf Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other […]

Simple Solution

Wed 04/16/2008

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Joke of the Day Simple Solution As for what to do with Osama bin Laden: Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither. Let the special forces, Seals, or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to […]

Rabid Dogs Are Useful (Joke)

Sun 04/13/2008

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Rabid Dogs are Useful One fall day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Bill went up to […]

A Deer Camp Joke

Sun 04/06/2008

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Posted by Ditzy Dee Deer Camp The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly, they decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. […]