Ole’ John Kerry Gives Away the Farm, E-I-E-I-O!

Posted on Sun 12/08/2013 by


Molli Nickell_96By Molli Nickell, a Granny Guerrilla

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Ole’ John Kerry Gives Away the Farm, E-I-E-I-O!

Once upon a time there lived a haughty politician with a great head of hair and beautifully tailored suits. Despite a lack-luster academic record, he became fluent in several languages, including long-winded-and-lofty English. Ole John Kerry’s incomprehensible campaign speeches (and progressive drivel), attracted sufficient admiration in his uber-liberal state to ensure election to the United States Senate. There he pontificated (blathered on for hours and hours) as he delivered nonsense-icle speeches about nothing of importance whatsoever.


More than anything, Ole’ John Kerry wanted to be President of the United States. Unfortunately, he was hampered by his un-spectacular voting record in the Senate that revealed a flip-flopping mind when it came to issues like war, peace, Israel, Iraq, Kuwait, military funding, gun control, affirmative action, yacht taxes, free trade, education, and red or white wine with veal.


Ole’ John Kerry Gives Away the Farm, E I E I OHaunted by his turncoat behavior after the Vietnam war, “Genghis” John Kerry was unable to win the presidency. However, an opportunity for elevated public office eventually came his way when America’s Princess Pantsuit resigned her post. (She and Bill wanted to prepare their run for the co-presidency of the United States.) Ole’ John Kerry became Secretary of State, thereby giving him multiple opportunities, on a global level, to spew forth copious amounts of progressive rhetoric. 


(Little known factoid: Mug shots of Ambassador Kerry were posted in government offices around the world, warning bureaucrats not to engage in mindless conversations with him that could result in becoming bored to death.)


Speaking of mindless…Ole’ John Kerry announced that America would launch an incredibly insignificant missile attack up and over his president’s “red line” and into the Syrian desert. The purpose? To chastise President Bashar al-Assad and warn him not to use chemical weapons ever again. Or else!


“Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! No! No! No!” shouted Congress.

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Molli Nickell, a Granny Guerrilla

Molli Nickell, a Granny Guerrilla, writes Politically Incorrect Fables to entertain and enlighten low-information voters, amuse patriots, and piss off progressives.

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