Is Your Doctor Happy, Happy, Happy With Obamacare?

Posted on Sun 12/01/2013 by

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Molli Nickell_96A Politically Incorrect Fable

By Molli Nickell, a Granny Guerrilla ~

Doctors in the Physicians’ Protection Program share their real thoughts on Obamcare . . .  and it ain’t pretty, pretty, pretty.

MN-GG_Obamacare-MyPrecious_9409107Once upon a time, a totally non-scientific poll was leaked to the press. Doctors from various specialties (at least those who had not yet announced early retirement) shared their privately-held opinions about Obamacare. They agreed to come forward with comments only after being guaranteed placement in the Physicians Protection Program.

THEIR COMMENTS:

Allergists want to scratch, scratch, scratch it out of existence, but dermatologists advise against making any rash moves.

Ear, Nose, and Throat specialists are tired of hearing about it, vow to hold their noses, and refuse to swallow any more lies.

Radiologists see right through it and recognize Obamacare for what it is: a stealth program to seize control of, unionize, and mismanage one-sixth of America’s economy.

Gastroenterologists have declared that Senate democrats are “gutless wonders.”

Podiatrists know it’s a giant step toward single-payer, socialized medicine.

MN-GG_Graves_7021807Medical examiners (and morticians) are sorry it will become DOA (Dead-On-Arrival) because the program would have created millions more “shovel-ready” jobs.

Plastic Surgeons want to give it a butt tuck.

Urologists are pissed off even though it will give them a steady stream of new patients.

Planned Parenthood physicians hope, hope, hope it won’t be aborted.

Orthopedic surgeons would like to perform spinal transplants on the democrats who voted for it.

Gerontologists hope it will die on the vine.

MN-GG_ChildCrying_6446159Pediatricians hand out lollipops and tell their patients to grow up and accept it.

Obstetricians think low-information voters labor under the misconception that it will increase the quality of health care.

Surgeons want to sharpen their scalpels and gut the law.

Pharmacists believe it’s a bitter pill to swallow.

Cardiologists don’t miss a beat when they declare it to be heartless.

Ophthalmologists think politicians should ditch their rose-colored glasses.

MN-GG_ObamaLaughingAboutLies_6497788Psychiatrists declare that Obama suffers from the Pinocchio Syndrome, an out-of-control-inner-dictator (Mussolini complex), and overblown delusions of God-like grandeur.

Proctologists declare that we never should have allowed the a**holes in Washington to destroy America’s health care industry in the first place.

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Molli Nickell, a Granny Guerrilla, writes Politically Incorrect Fables to entertain and enlighten low-information voters, amuse patriots, and piss off progressives.

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