White House: Americans Not Smart Enough To Know How Good We Are

Posted on Mon 10/18/2010 by


Reporter ScooterBy Scooter Van Neuter

WASHINGTON (SR) – President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden separately delivered a message yesterday that Americans are essentially too stupid to grasp how effective their administration has been.

Speaking to a crowd at George Washington University, Obama blamed the public’s dissatisfaction with his administration on the “24/7 news cycle.”

“I’ve been surprised by how the news cycle here in Washington is focused on what’s happening in the present, as opposed to what’s happening in years to come,” Obama told the baffled crowd. Over 100 people were later treated for severe headaches in connection with the statement.

President Obama accuses his audience of not understanding time (or something like that)

Meanwhile en-route to a campaign appearance aboard Air Force 2, Joe Biden told a reporter that Democrats weren’t running on the administration’s accomplishments, because those accomplishments are “just too hard to explain.”

“It’s hard to get simple Americans to understand how well we’ve done with the economy when they’re out of work. I guess you’d say they can’t see the forest through the bushe… they can’t see the trees because of the timb… the trees won’t let them se… they’re stupid as hell,” explained Biden.

My comments: I’m not so sure how well this strategy of insulting the voters will work at the polls, but I can’t wait to find out!

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