B.O. Elementary Causing Stink In Maryland

Posted on Wed 08/25/2010 by


UPPER MARLBORO, MD (SR) -A new school named after the current president has Prince George County residents holding their noses.

Many here question naming the school after a president whose popularity is roughly on par with genital warts. “Out of all the great people in this nation’s history, they name our school after THIS socialist douchebag? Are you kidding me?” asked one angry parent.

Barack Obama Elementary is touted as being an environmentally friendly “green” school, due to the fact it cost five times what a normal school would, while providing a third of the comfort for its students and faculty.

My comments: I can only assume there must already be too many schools named after Fidel Castro…

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