Troops Will Not Stop Illegal Aliens

Posted on Fri 05/28/2010 by

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By Scooter Van Neuter

WASHINGTON (SR) – The State Department confirmed Wednesday that the 1,200 National Guard troops being sent to the border will be under strict orders to not stop individuals illegally entering our country.

The resulting outcry from politicians and residents to this news prompted the White House to quickly release a statement assuring the public “that far from being passive, the troops will be trained to glare menacingly at anyone crossing the border illegally, especially if they appear to be hauling drug contraband.”

“This administration is committed to doing whatever is needed to stem the flow of individuals and goods entering the country illegally, as long as those actions do not unfairly infringe upon the rights of those involved,” said the statement.

The “no stop” clarification came after the Mexican government urged Washington not to use the additional troops to go after illegal immigrants.

My comments: My God, what are we, animals?  These poor individuals are already uncomfortable enough having to walk in dirt carrying those heavy bales, the last thing they need is a bunch of jarheads giving them the hairy eyeballs!

Gather Sig

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