By Scooter Van Neuter
WASHINGTON (SR) – The White House website trumpeted President Obama’s successes in his first year in office Tuesday, saying his “steady diplomacy” had made America stronger.
Although the achievements listed were mostly broad, generalized statements based on little or no truth (“The global economy has been pulled back from the brink of catastrophe; By prohibiting torture and working to close the prison at Guantanamo Bay, we are denying Al-Qaeda a recruiting tool,” etc.), there were some verifiable Obama accomplishments mentioned worth noting:
- Sent statue of the chubby old cigar-smoking white guy back to Britain.
- Repaired the clock radio in the Lincoln bedroom.
- Got rid of the restrictive Oval Office tie requirement.
- Instituted pizza night.
- Installed a tire swing in the First Lady’s office.
- Gave half-white guys everywhere hope and pride.
The G.O.P. issued a statement Tuesday night calling the White House claims of strengthening America “an ego-fueled fantasy born out of deceit, nurtured by lies, and presented as fact by Godless baby-killing morons that wouldn’t know truth if it crapped on their faces.”
My comments: I’m confused – if the website says it, how can it be false? Let’s have a delicious margarita while we bemoan the lies and exaggerations that pass for truth on the interweb these days…
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Posted on Thu 01/14/2010 by PA Pundits - International
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