How to Get Your Name On The White House Enemies List

Posted on Sat 10/24/2009 by


You could get a job with Fox News.

That one is pretty much a no-brainer.

However, there are a multitude of other methods.

You could take part in a Tea Party event. (That way, not only will you make the enemies list, you’ll be a racist as well.)

You could be someone from a small town bitterly clinging to your guns and your religion.

According to Obama, if you oppose amnesty for illegal aliens you are a “demagogue.”

I almost forgot, again. if you are a Tea Party protestor, you are also part of an “angry mob” as well as being a potential terrorist.

If you oppose underhanded, backroom Chicago-style wheeling and dealing, you probably will make the cut.

You could be a “dishonest and partisan” Republican who opposes his health care plan.

And if you don’t fall into any of those categories, don’t despair, there are many ways to get yourself listed as an enemy of Obama.

You could be a capitalist, a pro-lifer, a supporter of the Second Amendment, a global-warming skeptic, one of those “Drill Here Drill Now” people, even something as simple as being a patriotic American can help you make the grade.

The President has also said that “I don’t want the folks who created the mess to do a lot of talking.”

So if you don’t want your name on Obama’s enemy list, you better keep your mouth shut.

Some members of Congress seem determined to make the list, despite our advice.

Speaking about the White House call for a boycott of Fox News, Representative Jason Altmire had this to say:

“I think it’s beneath the White House to get…Read the rest of this entry