BBC Does What All The King’s Men Couldn’t

Posted on Wed 10/21/2009 by


Andrew BoltBy Andrew Bolt

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Helping Humpty

TonyfromOz prefaces …..

For goodness sakes, what will they come to next. This is political correctness gone overboard. Just change things to suit the current thinking. They’ve also changed Enid Blyton’s Noddy series completely deleting any references to the golliwogs. I wonder if these thoughtful people are considering rewriting passages from the Bible that might be considered too ‘scary’ for children.

The BBC, seemingly anxious not to offend or dismay children, unscrambles an ancient egg to ”make Humpty happy again”.


Kenny Soloman suggests further improvements:

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffett, eating her no-hormone, vegan curds and unfiltered whey from a non-carbon-based container.

Little Boy Blue, you can’t blow your horn anymore because you emit too much carbon dioxide in the act and then there’s the noise-pollution problem with your playing so loud.

The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout……… and The EPA swooped in and made the site a bio-safed area where no humans can intervene for any reason in such a pristene natural habitat.

Jack Sprat could eat no fat….. because The FDA outlawed it all.

There was an old lady, she lived in a shoe, she had so many children……….. that DCF visited daily to set parameters and mandates that couldn’t be met by anyone even with a dozen full-time 24/7 nannys and an in-house diaper service.

The Three Little Pigs…… have all been banned from entering the slaugherhose by the fully Islamic staff from Somalia, thus leaving the US food supply wanting.

London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down.
London Bridge is falling down….. because it was blown up by peace-loving-religious people.

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