Obama “Not Familiar” With Health Care Plan Specifics

Posted on Wed 07/22/2009 by


WASHINGTON DC (SR) – As part of a White House strategy to pass nationalized health care, President Obama hosted a conference call where he took questions from left wing bloggers. When one blogger asked the President if a recent Investors Business Daily article stating Section 102 of the House health legislation would outlaw private insurance was true, Obama replied, “You know, I have to say I’m not familiar with the provision you are talking about.”

By the end of the conference call, Obama had also admitted:

  • He doesn’t specifically know how his health care plan would actually work, but knows it involves the government, so there’s “no chance it wouldn’t work.”
  • He doesn’t know specifically how much his health care plan would actually cost, but is “almost positive there are still enough rich people around to pay for it.”
  • He’s not really familiar with health care or insurance in general, but had both as a community organizer, and felt “comfortable” with them.

While the White House proclaimed the conference call “a success,” there were unsubstantiated reports that at least three of the liberal bloggers committed suicide afterward.

My comments: Well, there you go. Margaritas anyone?

Gather Sig


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