EXCLUSIVE– Transcript of the Khalidi Tape

We don’t compromise sources, but we have acquired the official transcript of the Khalidi tape. Some parts were inaudible, but overall we got it.

Setting– Go-Away Party for Rashid Khalidi, former PLO spokesman, 2003

Starting time 9:59 pm

BARACK OBAMA: Good to see everyone here. I’m so glad that you could all make it. As you all know, I am planning a run for the U.S. Senate next year. And I could not have launched my political career without the help of some very important people.

First is Dr. William Ayres, who has helped me by giving a $100,000 untracable donation to my campaign and has helped train my wife in bomb-building, and who is a private tutor to my children. Everyone give him a round of applause. (applause)

WILLIAM AYRES: Where’s the booze?

OBAMA: Next, I’d like to thank Tony Rezko. By screwing over hundreds of poor Chicagoans, we were able to blame corporations for the existence of poverty. He also donated almost a million dollars to my campaign and has given Dr. Ayers over a half a million dollars to plant landmines around orphanages.

Next is my dear friend, Dr. Rashid Khalidi, who is a chief researcher in Middle East studies. We all know that this is a complicated issue, but he knows a lot about it and stuff. Like, he was telling me about these people called the Israel-people and how they’re, like, attacking these Palatine people but the Palatines want them to leave them to their Palatine-ness. Dr. Khalidi, any words?

RASHID KHALIDI: I will kill all the Jews if Barack Obama is elected President on November 4, 2008.

OBAMA (confused): What? I don’t understand.

KHALIDI: I said I’ll give you $50,000.

OBAMA: Oh…. Awesome. Well, that about wraps up this party. I’ll be smoking cocaine and legalizing gay marriage.

AYRES: Anyone want in on a flag-burning party? My treat!

REZKO: Twister downstairs!

If someone is still reading that believes this is the real tape, I’m sorry. It’s a complete farce, sometimes called “satire.”
Bookmark if you like it and send it to everyone. Fool your friends!

[I wish the MSM were half as eager to find the Khalidi tape as they were in Plundering The Plumber’s Records ! What a landslide McCain would have! Probably the greatest in the history of American politics. —ed]

Thanks to Matt for the referral and Thanks to Jumping in Pools

Tagged: Ayres, Ed, Jumping in Pools, Khalidi, Khalidi tape, Rezko

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