Che Obama 2008 And Other Tid-Bits

Posted on Fri 03/07/2008 by




Media introspection: “Is this gonna be a vicious, almost ethnic fight, going after the guy because of his heritage, his name and saying, He’s gonna sell us out.’ Is that what’s coming?” -MSNBC’s Chris Matthews on using Barack Hussein Obama’s middle name ++ “And we turn the tables on ourselves. Have all of us in the media used boxing gloves on Clinton and kid gloves on Obama? Have we been unfair?” –ABC’s Diane Sawyer

This week’s “Clintonista Media Sycophant” Award: “[Hillary] Clinton relishes the chance to talk concretely about the real problems in real people’s lives… Clinton is greeted like a rock star.” –ABC “Nightline” correspondent Cynthia McFadden

Life’s rough: “Women have waited decades to see the first woman president and it’s actually something of a tragedy that a talented African-American guy comes along at the same [time]-this isn’t liberal guilt.” –Newsweek’s Eleanor Clift

Liberal to the core: “Nobody would mistake Mr. Obama for a Republican-although contrary to claims by both supporters and opponents, his voting record places him, with Senator Clinton, more or less in the center of the Democratic Party, rather than in its progressive wing.” –New York Times columnist Paul Krugman **Obama’s ACU rating is “8” -hardly the “center” of anything. ++ “And Obama was also considered a reliable liberal Democratic vote in Illinois, voting for most gun-control measures, opposing efforts to ban so-called ‘partial birth abortions,’ and supporting hundreds of tax increases.” -ABC’s Terry Moran, who was conveniently fully born

Hearing voices: “After saying she found her ‘voice’ in New Hampshire, she has turned into Sybil. We’ve had Experienced Hillary, Soft Hillary, Hard Hillary, Misty Hillary, Sarcastic Hillary, Joined-at-the-Hip-to-Bill Hillary, Her-Own-Person-Who-Just-Happens-to-Be-Married-to-a-Former-President Hillary, It’s-My-Turn Hillary, Cuddly Hillary, Let’s-Get-Down-in-the-Dirt-and-Fight-Like-Dogs Hillary.” –New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd

Newspulper Headlines:
We Blame Global Warming: “Dead Heats in Ohio and Texas”

UFO Pilots in Training:
“9/11 Redux: ‘Thousands of Aliens’ in U.S. Flight Schools Illegally”

Breaking News From 1933: “Writers Officially Okay New Deal” -E! Online

It’s Always in the Last Place You Look: “Scientists Find Map in People’s Hair” –Salt Lake Tribune

The Guys Who Caught It, That’s WHO!: “WHO Says Drug-Resistant TB Spreads Fast” -Associated Press

News You Can Use: “Don’t Sit on That Toilet!” -Associated Press ++ “FDA: Don’t Swallow Inhaler Capsules” -Associated Press

Bottom Stories of the Day: “Nader Announces Matt Gonzalez as His Running Mate” –San Jose Mercury News

“Clinton Announces Plan to Reduce Child Poverty” –Chicago Sun-Times (Thanks to The Wall Street Journal’s James Taranto)


This week’s “Non Compos Mentis” Award: “After shaving its head and driving drunk around the globe with no panties, calling itself the Antichrist, and finally abandoning its children, totaling its SUV and getting it’s a** kicked in the parking lot of the Persian Gulf, America is realizing that it is internationally loathed, broke, soulless, tasteless, fat, drunk, malicious, greedy and stupid, and has been generally behaving like a lousy excuse for a world superpower for long enough to lose all its friends and position.” –Salon columnist Cintra Wilson… on the Oscars!

From the “Global Village”: “The Iraqi people do not like the Americans. Six years ago, there were no terrorists in our region. As soon as the others landed in this country and the region, we witnessed their arrival and presence.” -Iranian President Mahmud Ahmadi-Nejad

This week’s “Gender Deficit Disorder” Award: “Suppose John McCain had been Joan McCain and Joan McCain had got captured, shot down and been a POW for eight years…[The media would ask], ‘What did you do wrong to get captured? What terrible things did you do while you were there as a captive for eight years?’… This is supposed to be a qualification to be president? I don’t think so… I am so grateful that she [Clinton] hasn’t been trained to kill anybody. And she probably didn’t even play war games as a kid…[F]rom George Washington to Jack Kennedy and PT-109 we have behaved as if killing people is a qualification for ruling people.” -Feminista Gloria Steinem

Poor illegals: “[T]here is this tendency to blame-to highlight every illegal act done by any person here without documentation. An illegal alien ran over a girl. An illegal alien killed someone. An illegal alien ate my sandwich. You know, the problem with doing that is you stereotype them, you paint them in a corner.” -Geraldo Rivera **When you do something illegal, you paint yourself into a corner.


“The first rule of politics is, ‘Never count out the Clintons.’ Their political conglomerate, Clinton Inc., is like Glenn Close in that bathtub scene in the movie ‘Fatal Attraction’: It always comes back to life a second or third time.” -Salena Zito

“These Clintons are like cockroaches. They’ll be the last thing left after a nuclear blast.” -Rush Limbaugh

“‘Change’ is the season’s mantra for the star-struck masses. Obama’s latest slogan is ‘Change to believe in.’ Hillary promises ‘real change.’ But how do you ‘believe’ in ‘change’? Change, after all, is process. ‘Change to what?’ Barack Obama does not say, the genius of the promise. Everyone gets to fill in the blank now, and be disappointed later.” -Wesley Pruden

“Hillary Clinton asks in a new ad whom you want as president if the White House phone rings at three in the morning. Only she knows how to handle that call. Nine times out of ten it’s just Bill saying don’t believe what it says in the morning paper.” -Argus Hamilton

“What I find fascinating is the image of Hillary Rodham Clinton, answering the phone at 3 A.M., dressed in a fresh suit, fully made up with lipstick at the ready, and even wearing a necklace.” -Rich Galen

“It looks like John McCain has clinched the Republican nomination. He was very excited when they woke him up to tell him.” -Craig Ferguson

Veritas vos Liberabit-Semper Vigilo, Fortis, Paratus, et Fidelis! Mark Alexander, Publisher, for The Patriot’s editors and staff. (Please pray for our Patriot Armed Forces standing in harm’s way around the world, and for their families-especially families of those fallen Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Coast Guardsmen, who granted their lives in defense of American liberty.)

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