Smokehouses going out of business in PA

Posted on Wed 06/13/2007 by


Satire from a new contributor

Its a crying shame.

The PA legislators are set to put an entire industry out of business.
Just think about it …… no PA Smoked hams, bacon, or sausage.

The ban on indoor smoking in Pennsylvania will put an end to it all. Lets face it you can’t smoke meats effectively outdoors. Not to mention it’s unsanitary, smokes up the whole neighborhood, and how would you keep animals away? It will drive the neighborhood dogs wild.

This is just too much! We’ll have to import smoked meats from other states. Isn’t it better for our state’s economy to export then import??

From the pen of Ditzy Dee