Al Gore: “Climate Out Of Control”

NASHVILLE (SR) – Al Gore said Monday that plummeting temperatures worldwide are an indication that our climate has become dangerously unstable.

Gore, former Vice President and world’s preeminent climatologist, told shivering reporters outside his frozen Nashville home that “green” practices may have reversed global warming a bit too much. “While I’m relieved we’ve apparently stopped global warming, we must now take urgent steps to reduce global cooling before it’s too late, like using regular light bulbs, occasionally driving big-ass SUVs, and maybe burning our garbage in our yards,” he said.

Gore also cautioned that certain areas of the country like Arizona and Florida are “still pretty warm” and urged citizens in those areas to walk to work and use CFL light bulbs wherever possible.

My comments: Holy cow, now we’ve really screwed things up! This is what happens when you take lifestyle directions from someone with the IQ of a birdbath….

Let’s warm up over a few margaritas while Al straightens this thing out.

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