Hello reader(s). Here’s all the news fit to print:
- County Threatens Couple Over Home Bible Studies. It seems San Diego County officials are threatening a couple with escalating fines if the couple continues to hold Bible studies for approximately 15 couples in their home. It goes without saying this couple wouldn’t have these problems if they were (a) hosting gay, transgendered, or bisexual couples, (b) hosting orgies for swinging couples, (c) hosting couples worshiping Satan, or (d) a combination thereof (this would probably give them a tax credit).
- L.A. Prom Queen Is A Guy. Fairfax High School students elected Sergio Garcia as their prom queen this year. Sergio is reportedly an aspiring hairdresser and choreographer (of course), who reportedly plans to major in “Advanced Multicultural Sodomy.” His parents are no doubt beaming!
- Woman Forced To Remove U.S. Flag. An Arlington, Texas woman was forced to remove a U.S. flag she had displayed in her office before Memorial Day after another supervisor, an immigrant from Africa, found it offensive. I guess that sounds about right….
Maybe I’m reading too much into these stories, but they seem to have something in common. I can’t quite put my finger on it.
Hey, let’s have a margarita and worry about this later!
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