Biden: “Our Streets Will Run With Blood” if Obama Elected! + Poll
Posted by papundits on 10/22/2008
Scooter’s Report – Satire
SEATTLE (SR) – Sen. Joe Biden warned that America’s enemies would “test” Barack Obama by likely destroying the United States within six months if he’s elected President.
“Mark my words,” Biden told the frightened donors at the fund-raiser Sunday night.
“Watch. We’re going to have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy,” said Biden. “Our cities will burn, our streets will run with blood, and neighbor will kill neighbor for a piece of stale baloney. I don’t know if any of us will survive.”
Amid anguished sobbing and prayers, the candidate offered hope to the distraught crowd, “The good news is that I’ve forgot more stuff about foreign policy than most politician’s have learned, lots more, and I’ll be there to advise President Obama every step of the way, at least until we’re killed.”
Three individuals were transported to local hospitals when they collapsed at the event.
In other news, the latest polls show a sudden upturn for John McCain.
Democratic fund-raising crowd reacts to Joe Biden’s warnings
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sam*i*am said
i still think obama is rushing to hawaii in order to have a plausible alibi for the moment when biden disappears quite suddenly.
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