Media, Dems: “What War?”

Washington DC – Apparently unbeknown to most of the American media and virtually all Democrats, the war in Iraq has been all but won by coalition armed forces.

Because of the lack of coverage, few Americans know that just weeks after the city of Mosul, formerly one of the most dangerous areas of Iraq, was turned over to Iraq security forces by U.S. troops, General David Petraeus has announced plans to do the same with the city of Baghdad.

When asked why they didn’t report these events, a representative of NBC replied, “We knew about the Mosul thing but it was hardly news, no Americans were killed.” In answer to the same question, the only Democrat we could find willing to discuss the Iraq war was Nev. Senator Harry Reid who said, ”This war has been lost for a long time, the fact we couldn’t hold these cities confirms that fact. It’s over.”

Surprisingly, the media and Democrats have proven in the past to be tenacious in their coverage of this war, and still faithfully report notable setbacks without fail.

My comment: I guess with the elections and hurricanes and such there’s just not enough reporters to go around.

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